I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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