So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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