what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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