After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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