yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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