what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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