this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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