the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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