Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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