its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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