He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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