your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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