Yo dont text me then not text me
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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