Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Text me some of your sweat
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