so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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