I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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