No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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