I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
being pregnant is like rehab
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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