): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
So. Much. Porn.
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