Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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