Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
