Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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