This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
This is the high leading the old right now
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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