Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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