If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Randomize
