Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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