Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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