I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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