Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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