i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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