: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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