You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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