Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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