i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"