Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.