So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.