How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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