how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize