Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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