My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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