What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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