I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
