ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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