dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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