honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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