I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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