2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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