whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
