So drunk, too bad you don't want this
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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