The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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