Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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