I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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