she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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