You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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