For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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