I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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