I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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